Thought I should say a deep, heartfelt, SORRY to my thousands of readers across the globe - and beyond (eh!)

I have some great excuses...

I've been soooooo busy

My right hand got eaten by a ant

I have been abducted by aliens

Got hit on the head by a low flying plane and forgot who I was

My great Aunt came to stay and made me knit socks all night

The computer got a virus and started sneezing

I can't remember what really happened so please select what you think.

SORRY