Thought I should say a deep, heartfelt, SORRY to my thousands of readers across the globe - and beyond (eh!)
I have some great excuses...
I've been soooooo busy
My right hand got eaten by a ant
I have been abducted by aliens
Got hit on the head by a low flying plane and forgot who I was
My great Aunt came to stay and made me knit socks all night
The computer got a virus and started sneezing
I can't remember what really happened so please select what you think.
SORRY
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