Exciting, electrifying, eccentric eater

Loveable, loudmouth, likeable lad

Vulnerable, vicious, vain victor

Irresistible, idolised, invincible icon

Shameful, slinky, spunky superstar

Prophetic, proud, private pill-popper

Rebellious, righteous, royal recluse

Enthusiastic, emulating, enigmatic eyes

Sexy soldier, slick sunglasses

Lavish legend, long remembered lard-ass

Ecstatic ever-ready, explosive, exploited

Youthful, yellow yankee yob.