Malcolm lived in a dank and dirty cave.
Occasionally he flipped a coin to decide whether to leave. Unfortunately the coin was so old that it was impossible to tell heads from tails. So Malcolm decided to use hedgehogs instead. Due to a lack of hedgehogs Malcolm never left.
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