Tonight Plenty of cheese about in town and this is the pick for tonight! Time Warp @ The Academy. A massive dance floor, balcony and huge bars await.

Saturday Fancy a night out of town? Legendary DJ Tall Paul will be at The Trafalgar, Edinburgh Road, Portsmouth. He is tall (not as tall as me!) and has a record box stacked full of proper house!

Sunday Funky House lovers the time has come. Hed Kandi hits the Bambuu Bar, Leisure World for a healthy dose of summer house. It's a perfect setting for a Sunday night and take some extra cash as drinks can be pricey. £5 entry.

Monday If you're looking for an end of exam night out, go to The Wine Bar, Bedford Place. It's Happy Hour between 5-7pm.

Tuesday Up for a laugh and some embarrassment?! Karaoke hits The Edge, St Mary's. I hear you can win some prizes too!

Wednesday Can't forget the indie heads. The Goblets in Above Bar Street offer up some awesome rock for a mid-week session. Mainly used for a warm-up to The Joiners this is the perfect venue.

Thursday With a list of forthcoming DJ's including Subliminal, Truly Scrumptious and Crazy P, Junk is the place for funk! Tonight is Bump and Grind.