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It’s goodbye from me...
Ooh la la – a little language problem
Reports of my death...
Making a meal of things
It's a beautfiul world
Honesty is the best policy
Born to be the Godfather
On yer bike
Counting the cost of being tight
Why I shelled out for a turtle suit
Meeting Katie
The suspense is killing me
Yachty hotties
Milking it for all it’s worth
Selling myself short
Why do I do this to myself?
A very sick boy
Simon gets fishy
Cream of the crop
A question of attitude
Approaching the end of my shelf life
Not such a bad year
Single in the mistletoe season
Brushing off the cold shoulder
Engaging thoughts
First class male
Simon's full of beans
Was it all just an act?
Giddy up, cowboy
The great outdoors? No thanks.
Not so lucky dip
Our Simon tries to look good on the dance floor
Time to bring false friends to book
Braving the shark infested waters of spirituality
Weaving a tangled web
Putting the (toilet) lid on domestic bliss
Trying to keep cool in sunglasses
Close shave before Aussie date
Instant attraction
It’s do or DIY in a bid to become ‘handy’
Animal attraction
A bit of ssshhh please!
Animated attraction
The sexy footie fans
Adding some celebrity sparkle
Training to become an artbreaker
With friends like these
Hint of romance makes me shy
Ghost of a chance
Who needs friends? Especially old ones
Drawing on my inner chav... innit?
The awkward date