I WILL not shoot, stab, attack, mug, rob or kick you while you are down. I will not break into your homes, steal your cars, plant bombs on our streets, vandalise bus shelters etc, the list is endless.

All I want to do when I go out is enjoy a cigarette at my leisure, but where can I go?

I know, the only place is prison at Her Majesty's Pleasure!

For many years I have used my own portable ashtray, then emptied them into the litter bin when provided or take them home and put into our own bins.

I can now be fined. I rest my case.

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